What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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