i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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