do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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