they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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