haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
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is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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