Umm I'm too high to move.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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