I only kidnapped one of them. chill
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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