Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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