shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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