drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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