ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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