i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
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Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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