these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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