there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.