I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You coming home soon, man?
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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