Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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