? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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