I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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