I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
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