Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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