Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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