just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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