Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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