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ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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