well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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