Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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