Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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