butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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