so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
People in love make me want to vomit
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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