Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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She just used a chaser for red wine.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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