You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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