i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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