Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
This house was built for laser tag.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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