He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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