NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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