Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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