I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
This baby is an asshole
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
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Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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