My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
pop tarts are not kleenex
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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