Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
