If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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