I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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