WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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