well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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