She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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