i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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