hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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