You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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