"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch