fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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