I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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