So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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