with your own penis?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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