I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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