Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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