i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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