im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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