Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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